Not long after Hotdogs was evicted from the Big Brother house, he signed a deal with Network Ten for his own show. The show, “The Uplate Game Show” would take the place of “Big Brother Uplate” that was hosted by Mike Goldman.
While Big Brother was running, Uplate with Mike Goldman worked. He would talk about the day that just passed, show snippets of what happened during the day and live feeds from the house. While that was going on, there were also little brain teaser type games being played – an anagram game for instance.
This however, is in stark contrast to The Uplate Game Show. One of the primary reasons it worked with Mike Goldman, was the audience were watching to find out about the craze that is Big Brother. Unfortunately for Hotdogs, he doesn’t have any of that – which leaves him with pointless games and his lack luster hosting ability.
The last couple of times I’ve seen it before going to bed, he is calling people that have registered on his list. Problem is, the show is that boring that once they register they don’t watch it again. Last night again, he called three people who were in bed, the call went something like this (my emphasis and paraphrasing):
Hotdogs: HI!!!!, this is Hotdogs from the Uplate Game show!!!11one
Them: umm, heelllloo.. who is it again..?
Hotdogs: Its Hotdogs!!!!11one, did you register on the Uplate Game Show list????
Them: umm, sorry.. you’ll have to speak a little slower
Hotdogs: The Uplate Game Show, did you register???
Them: umm, no I didn’t.. maybe it was my daughter but she has been in bed for 3 hours already
Hotdogs: well I guess I don’t get to give away a prize tonight then
Them: nope, sorry.
If that isn’t bad enough, imagine the worst TV host you can. Now imagine them on TV for an hour and a half a night, with absolutely no content to discuss at all. It isn’t an entertainment show, he doesn’t discuss any current events at all – its just him, his Uplate list (that no one is awake for), the crap games and him babbling for the whole thing repeating himself over and over.
I can’t believe that the show is on TV, it is appalling.
Just to clear things up i do not watch the hotdogs show as i have already seen and come to the conclusion that is a waste of television air time. My beef is with what the could have on TV instead of this pathetic banter. Personally id rather watch bert newton brush his tupae` for 2 hours. So its not that i watch the show and hate it, i never watch just a glimps of when i flick channels. its that i want channel 10 to put somthing else on i replacement of this crap
hi hotdogs your a fag
only mucking around wuth all go hotdogs
u rule man
i know its not you chris writting that,, as its the idiot, just keep going as i am fed up with you, i will not leave this site you got it ..so keep confusing who you like as i really dont care im on here for the dogs not you … just go away and annoy some one else.. hi chris i know your at uni so i knew it was the idiot that wrote that he/she is just waiting for me and you to react so when you do come on i will know the difference.. take it easy
are u talking to me annie
no matty its some one on here useing mine and chris name it was a msg a few up that i didnt write and chris didnt so its meant for that person,, they know who they are no probs with you enjoy …
Sorry havent been on for a few days because internet has been playing up, ey annie, sup matt, good we got another fan on here, so matt you promise your not the one mocking us man
what chris parry
so does any one come from victoria
hi chris how are you and matty whats new
matty im from melbourne..
you where you from??
catcha
annie
Hey annie, matt, qld ere
hi annie i’m from geelong whats your asl love matty
hi chris and matty how are you both, hope you 2 are having a good weekend…hey matty what do you mean by asl? please explain
cya both soon,
annie
Is this whole thread about hotdogs crappy game show? damn what a waste of time both the show and me actually commenting on this is…..damn
asl stands for age sex location, hence mine is 18/male/queensland
hi all what did every one do on the weekend
I did nothing on the weekend.
I slept a lot.
And I got a corset that I bought over the internet and I spent time relacing it.
Ummmmmm. My mum had a birthday party, so I hung around for that. Bleh.
Hotdogs keeps reading out that the numbers that have been said are:
42, 43, 44, 46 and 47..
Then saying that only 41, 48 and 49 is left.
And he’s completely missed out 45.
I bet the answer is 45 and he’s drawing it out so more people ring, and they get more money.
Yay.
i’m bored
shimbles it is 12:30 at night wen the shows on, the mans probly half asleep
i really frustrates me when i have rang through and left my details like 7 times to go into the second stage of the selection process and in the mean time he has taken two or three calls from the one person or better still his sister!i mean how on earth do they allow his family through,for all we know he has told them what puzzles and answers going to be on tonight show….im just starting to think the whole thing is just another scam in the world.
whilst the show is a pointless crock of shit – its even more useless in most states. why show a piece of shit presenter and his piece of shit show if the state you live in is excluded because of the freaking timezone? reruns of bonanza would make for better viewing!!
people stop judging hotdogs no one perfect and no one has the right to judg him on wat he dose with other people so shut up people u just hate him cause he got chosen to go on bb and hav fun y live if u cant live it tha fullest life is about having fun so let him
The easter dog owns you all
OMFG. HOTDOGS’ >THE UPLATE GAMESHOW IS THE BEST FUCKING SHOW THERE IS OUT THERE. OMFG HOW COULD YOU BAD MOUTH THE DOGS.
Hey when is Hotdogs gonna be at the royal easter show2006 sydney? If you know please post it!
DID ANYBODY WATCH LAST NITES EPISODE!!!!!!!!! ROFLMAO EASTER SPECIAL!!!! ROFLMAO!!!
Hotdogs is a true supported of easter, remember its not the eater bunny, its the easter dog, along with his sidekick easter skip and the easter duck, mwuhahahaha
and whoever wants to talk to me about hotdogs please email me or add my email to msn, its scimitar_of_shadow@hotmail.com
EASTER DOG! FUNNY WHEN IS HE GONNA BE AT THE EASTER SHOW?
ANNIE whats his numbah?
3 nights to go
LAST WEEK OF THE UPLATE GAMESHOW >
chris parry UPI ARE NOT HIS NUMBER ONE FAN!!!!!!
I AM DUMB FREAK!!!!!!!!!
ASSS
hi all 2 days to go
Dude, u may be a big fan, but i will be 500 dollars richer when i win on his show tomorrow . . . . ahhh friday nights the night, when you hear hotdogs say hello chris whats the answer, you shall bow down
-Can’t wait-
Hotdog got fired last night publically, it was funny shit…
“Flying Unicorns Can’t Kick” – Hotdog
hotdogs and his show should be pulled.
1 night to go. and chris i’m waiting for hotdogs to say hello chris
believe me, he will, only 1 more hour until i am ringing in, hour and 15 minutes actually
HIS LAST DAY T_T =S
MATTY IS THAT YOU IN THE AUDIENCE!!!!!!! OMG OGM OGM what a lucky kunt
NAME TTHAT TUNE
i have no idea
the beds are in fire?
yeah i was in the crowd i loved it
crowed? hahaha it was only like 7 pplz
DID YOU GET HIS AUTOGRAPH?
Ummmm wtf’s up with hotdogs not being in the top talked about topics here, its one of the most popular topics here
hi dude yes i did get his autogragh
whose autograph, mr chicken drumstick
Chris,
I consider the popularity of a post based on how many people view it, not how many people comment on it. So in this case, it has a hell of a lot of people commenting on it, however compared to the number of people viewing the other pages, it isn’t enough to put it into the top list.
Al.
(The Owner)