Not long after Hotdogs was evicted from the Big Brother house, he signed a deal with Network Ten for his own show. The show, “The Uplate Game Show” would take the place of “Big Brother Uplate” that was hosted by Mike Goldman.
While Big Brother was running, Uplate with Mike Goldman worked. He would talk about the day that just passed, show snippets of what happened during the day and live feeds from the house. While that was going on, there were also little brain teaser type games being played – an anagram game for instance.
This however, is in stark contrast to The Uplate Game Show. One of the primary reasons it worked with Mike Goldman, was the audience were watching to find out about the craze that is Big Brother. Unfortunately for Hotdogs, he doesn’t have any of that – which leaves him with pointless games and his lack luster hosting ability.
The last couple of times I’ve seen it before going to bed, he is calling people that have registered on his list. Problem is, the show is that boring that once they register they don’t watch it again. Last night again, he called three people who were in bed, the call went something like this (my emphasis and paraphrasing):
Hotdogs: HI!!!!, this is Hotdogs from the Uplate Game show!!!11one
Them: umm, heelllloo.. who is it again..?
Hotdogs: Its Hotdogs!!!!11one, did you register on the Uplate Game Show list????
Them: umm, sorry.. you’ll have to speak a little slower
Hotdogs: The Uplate Game Show, did you register???
Them: umm, no I didn’t.. maybe it was my daughter but she has been in bed for 3 hours already
Hotdogs: well I guess I don’t get to give away a prize tonight then
Them: nope, sorry.
If that isn’t bad enough, imagine the worst TV host you can. Now imagine them on TV for an hour and a half a night, with absolutely no content to discuss at all. It isn’t an entertainment show, he doesn’t discuss any current events at all – its just him, his Uplate list (that no one is awake for), the crap games and him babbling for the whole thing repeating himself over and over.
I can’t believe that the show is on TV, it is appalling.
Bedel C,
I’d say you’ve got some issues you need to work through, haha.
Al.
hello you fine people hows the bitchin going ..
from what i see you all are still at it ..
hi chris hows it going .. your the only sane one on here keep em comin ..see ya all
SHELLY & ANNIE
You’ve got some cocks to work through Al, you gay bastard, dont stop on this board and post, you’ve got many penises to suck.
Bedel G’s Friend,
First and foremost, this is my site – I think I’ve earnt the right to use it. Secondly, you might like to grow up a little -slinging names around simply highlights you’re immaturity.
Al.
The uplate game show with ‘hotdogs’ is the biggest joke to hit television history. This pathetic excuse for a host would be much suited to the german stand-up scene than australian Television! The directors are just as dim-minded for a) employing a real estate agent who flaunted his genetilia in a drunkun act on national television and b) for the games they have on the show. Last nite the quiz was to guess a 7 letter word that ended in ‘ANT’ leaving about 300 different combination at 55cents a guess. WHAT A JOKE!!!! Channel 10 have a serious look at yourselves!
Dear Bedel C,
Im a full time Psychiatrist here in Sydney…my diagnosis is you where most likey bullied/abused as a child or adolecent. My advice is seek the attention of a mental health proffessional sooner rather than later.
Cheerio,
Dr. Karl
Ey Coolio i dont agree with much of what you said, although yes I will agree with the comment you made stating a 7 letter word ending in ANT a little stupid, hence there can be alot of different combinations.
But someone always guesses it, and over time clues are given and extra letters are given out, so the stupid people are really the ones that call in first in my opinion, after a few clues is when its time to pick up that phone.
The other night hot dogs pissed me off so much, I was so upset that I dont think im a fan anymore. BURN IN HELL DOGS!
HI TO ALL MY FREINDS ON HERE IF ANY ONE THINKS THERE BEING FUNNY BY WRITTING THE ABOVE ^^^ AND SAYING IT IS ME .. IT MOST CERTANLY WAS NOT ME AS I LOVE THE DOGS SO STOP USING MY NAME AND STOP BEING A COWARD TO USE YOUR OWN, ARE YOU SCARED OF A BIT OF FLACK .. I DONT THINK YOU, WHO EVER YOU MAY BE, KNOW THE SERIOUSNESS OF TRYING TO PORTRAY ME,, SO COME FORTH DONT BE A LOSER AND SAY WHAT YOU REALLY FEEL AND THEN WHEN YOU DO THEN BE PREPARED AS I DONT AGREE WITH DISHONEST DICK HEADS LIKE YOURSELF …
SHELLY & ANNIE
Wow, it means THAT much to you that we, the internet public, the ones who forget you the second we click that X button, remember that you love hotdogs with all your syphilitic heart…
Then we’ll remember.
SHIMBLES….you are so full of your self and when you get on and try to be me, thats the joke cause im the one with the heart and your the inconsiderate D/H that thinks with your ass .. all i am saying is dont get on here and use my name to say rottern things that i myself did not write.. whether i love the dogs or i dislike him that my freind is my choice no one should write what they did and use my name .. so dont come on here and write your bull shit as you allways do, im pretty sure you love to stir shit but i have said what i want so have you, you brainless thing as ive said YOU MUST GET A LIFE because i really dont believe you switch X button and forget ,,you must sit sit sit and wait to see who you can piss off yet i turn off and couldnt give a f#@k what people like yourself think .. you and your big fat stupid words..
REGARDS TO YOU SHIMBLES
ANNIE ANNIE ANNIE…..
1902 555 222
why the number chris???????
whats that meant to mean ?????
ANNIE
its the number to call on the uplate hotdogs show, to call in to answer the questions. . .
hi chris i know the number as i watch the show, i have a private number to the dogs so i dont get why you would try and be cocky with me as i have had no disagreement with you and I dont get your smart ass comment….
hey guyz..well if ppl are saying bad stuff bout this show, then its as simple as not watching it, and wasting ur time talking bout it on the website..get over it!!….its a fun show…hay its different if its on at 3 in the afternoon but its at late at night so most ppl wouldnt care…watch something else if u dont like it geez
xx hotdogz u hotti xx
mwa XOXOXOOXOXOXOXOXO
lubyoo
Annie calm down, i said the number, you said what does it mean like youve never seen the number in your life, so i just said its the number, if you are calling my cocky you are not a hotdogs fan
i am… but i have doubts about you thats why im asking WHY the smart remarks,look dont get me started you make out your a fan of the dogs but your on here being a cocky ass with the fans of the dogs so just dont start again.go the people on here that dont like him and leave me the f@#% alone.and then maybe i will beleive your a fan..
Ok now come on people,don’t you think you guys are taking this stuff a little too seriously? I mean the fact is that some people like the man and some don’t but most importantly it should be said that the show is pretty lame! People need to understand that it is just a show, and its not important what we all think, its the executives laughing at all the stupid people calling in at 55c a pop. Save your money and call lifeline! By the way i must say reading this little forunm has been quite entertaining. So thanks for the laughs guys!
Betty, you and annie are lesbians, all you do is whine, i used to have a certain respect for annie, because she too had the love i hold for hotdogs, but guess what annie, i challenge you to a hotdogs duel to prove we love hotdogs, next friday night i us to both be on this forum at 12:30, and we both have to type up the first question on the show, if we fail its proof we dont stay up for the one and only, so is it on, or off?
chris, how bloody old are you?? you sound like a 10 yr old COME ON a challenge at our age.. as for you name calling what ever my sexuality is is no concern of yours… as for you, your the one at question im a chick that loves the dogs you for that matter are a guy so stop nit picking as i think you are a fool??i do not have to prove any thing to you,
GROW UP YOU FOOL..
MAYBE GET A LIFE
AND LAST OF ALL I AM A HOT DOGS #1 FAN YOU DONT EVEN COUNT AS A FAN,, WE ALL CAN WATCH TV..(BUT WHAT ELSE DO YOU DO FOR THE DOGS JUST WATCH HIS SHOW)THAT ANYONE CAN DO…
ANNIE #1 FAN
ow by the way chris you want a challenge you have got one …
12.30 friday night is on
ANNIE
Ohhh you’ve got it in your head that I’m the one “posing as you”.
God forbid.
As much as I’d like to take credit, I’m afraid I’ve only EVER posted as me here.
Let’s get back on topic though.
Did anyone see Hotdogs wearing that lame leprechaun outfit and making a total idiot of himself the other night?
Where he could say a joke and move on, he ended up milking it until I felt sorry for all the people watching, including myself.
So then I went back outside and kept drinking. Haha.
Hope all you morons who love that wanker
had a Happy St Patricks day.
And same to all you lovely people who obviously have enough brains to realise he’s shit.
xoxo.
Annie, theres a difference between me and you, you dont like his show, your hormonic body is just hot for the dogs, if could have a show of him sitting on the can for 2 hours and you’d sit through it, the thing is, im a fan of his show, and his personality, his funny and entertaining, and hes show keeps my entertained for its entertainment qualities, not how hotdogs looks.
Now when you try and insult me by calling me a 10 year old, i just look at your grammar and the first thing i realise is, if anyone is still a minor around here its obviously you, i’ll give you a quick hint, after sentences us normal people use the symbol , and we also use capital letters to start a sentence, we just do that to show people respect, you know, like the respect i show to hotdogs by sticking up to his show against anti hot dog fans like yourself.
Now shimbles, sure you think hotdogs looked lame in his leprechaun costume (i bet annie would of spelt it something like LEPRECORn), but you dont need no costume to present your ugliness to people, i am well aware you have trouble leaving the house as it these days without the usual insults.
About the challenge Annie, i believe you wont win, i still have my doubts that your aware that TV’s and computers can be operated at the same time without aerial interuptions
Peace out, yours sincerely
Sg. Lobster tail
well chris if you think your the bigger fan then so be it, i cant be bothered with little mind games so you win, i dont agree with a thing you have just said , but you with the pee brain can say what you like its your right, is that better ??? i didnt realise you needed all the stops and caps your soo smart … but my friend i am still the dogs no.1 fan so if you dont like it stiff shit..thats all i have to say to you so please in future leave me alone.. your true colours have shone through, we can all see the type of person you are so Sg.Lobster tail get a life this is a site for us to all get on and chat , but you have to make out you are the only fan well i have news for you ..YoUr NoT
No PeAcE OuT FrOm Me YoU FoOl….
AnNiE……??????
Hahahahaha ahhhh that was funny stuff misses number one fan, who bites everyone in the ass who hates hotdogs, a real hotdogs fan doesnt force people into liking hotdogs, a real hotdogs fan doesnt look down on people who dont like hotdogs, a real hotdog fan realises that some people just dont like a legend, and feel threatened by that.
Its funny how you said let us all chat, its basically me and you thats keeping this section alive, so in other words we are somehow hotdogs 2 number one fans, although i do believe im ahead, since im his number one fan who has brains, and can spell, h is for hot, o is for open, t is for trained, d is for domestic, o is for orange teeth, g is for gentleman, s is for stalker, the stalker being you annie, but hotdogs smelt your wrench from a mile away, and he got his team of men onto you.
By the way if hotdogs ever reads this, can you ever like annie, look how she treats me, i love your show, yet she treats me like crap, if she keeps doing this to all the hotdogs fans then you might loose viewers, so next time your thinking to yourself how do i increase ratings, i got 4 words, get rid of annie, that is all. . . .
Hmmm no reply, probably because your in bed, proof that you dont have the eyes to stay up till 12:30 for hotdogs, well ive atleast proven that im up past 12:30, more then you
hey chris just keep trying to convince your self your dogs fan you will never be the no.1 fan like me i am and allways will be, and as for being a stalker the truth be known your real freaky .. one min nice next min this crazy person wanting to go all the dogs fans, hey you dont need tell the dogs to get rid of me from the stuff i heard about you?? its going to be by by chris..
And for me not responding the min you write some thing i have a life ,,
was not here to see what you had wrote was out enjoying life ..
opps sorry you dont have one now do you???
FRIDAY night and your entertainment is trying to pick a blue with me ..OMG..
Ummm none of them posts are mine, someone has been using my name, i havent been on for atleast 5 or 6 days due to starting tafe, so whoever is bloody using my name i believe you should stop it now
Im sort of hating hotdogs now ACTUALLY BECUZ he was sayin some unfuny stuff last nite!
hi the real chris,, i had some one use my name.. once and i gave it to them.. there saying some rotton things..
i have said a few harsh words to you thinking you had been writting this stupid stuff.. couldnt work out what was going on but it sure as hell was pissing me off.. so im glad to hear your not this rotton person .. so to who ever you are trying to cause rivalry between us just get the hell off this site you are a shit stirrer and we have blown your cover as we will find out who you are ..
so sorry chris for the harsh words..
ANNIE…
Good thats cleared up, I cant believe it!, i cant watch hotdogs on mondays, tuesdays, and wednesdays because i got to go to Tafe, :( , eh i still got thursdays and fridays to watch tho :)
OMG this show is still on.. Just for starters it is the most lame thing i have seen on television in the last 10 years. Id rather listen to nails being scratched down a black board than hear another lame hotdogs joke. And as for the leprachan costume on st paddys day id rather spend the day sorting through mary kate olsens bulimic waste than spend another minute watching hotdogs and his pathetic show. I think they should shove hime back in the house and leave him there.
I Hate HOTDOGS and For GOD SAKE USE YOUR REAL NAME YOUR A GROWN MAN…
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
YOU 2 LAY OF HOTDUGS!, HIS SO CUUTE. .. WELL MAYB HE UGLY BUT I DUN CARe . . cauz he has a good show on and none of you can do better. . . WAIT MAYBE U CAN LOL I DUN KNOW WHAT TO THINK ANYMOR!!!!
you guys make me laugh why if it is soo bad do you put your self threw watching some one you cant stand really why get on here and bitch about watching the show if i hated some thing as much as that i would not waste my time and watch it.. see i love the show so i do watch it but please tell me why the hell do you ????
Agreed, if you dont like the show, dont watch, jeeze its that simple guys
I think that Simon does a reasonable job considering the stuff hes given to work with…but I gotta say that its gotta be the biggest rip off eva.Channel 10 must laugh all the way to the bank.Ive given up trying to get through.Last time I tried I made 10 phone calls 1 out of 10 was an acceptance to register the other 9 a sorry but you dont qualify.The people who say theyve won money Id love to see their phone bills.
Theyve lost me.No way Im gonna spend 1 more 55c to try to get on cos its the biggest waste of money & time.The shows gotta be rigged.I wanna know how someone got through twice recently & all the months I tried for & couldnt get on once. Shame Channel ten Shame. Dont you make enough money without resorting to blatantly ripping people off
Change of thought, i love hotdogs. . . . ! All hail the hotdogs!!!!
who ever you are stop using our names, i did not write that msg number 185. annie real, even though it was nice i still did not write it so who ever you are STOP IT your real funny D/H writting like that i shall write how i like if you dont like how i do it f@#k off as you are a real jerk .. and you have no heart .. you heartless shit??? enough is enough…
Well I like the uplate game show it’s nice to watch when you’re in bed and there’s nothing to do, and sometimes it wouldn’t hurt to use your brain once in a while, even if the host is the suckiest host in thye world, he still makes you laugh. LUV RACL
RacL, although you did say the good and the bads, you still made alot of sense, thats how i feel, i dont think his the GREATEST host, if he was the greatest he’d obviously be on prime time t.v, but the show can be entertaining for those who have a late night lifestyle and dont own foxtel or anything like that
Oi.! chris parzy u still wnat to do tha hotDUGS challenge, i wiant to win becuz i am da hotdogs num 1 fa!! by tha way u rude shiyzt stop usin my name. . dis is da real annie . . . wene eva i post at da end i will rite “da annie hotdug fan” so youz no it iz me
da annie hotdug fan
Ummm i can’t do the challenge . . ! I dont have eny knowledge of wat a hotdog challenge iz, do i gotta beat u in eaten hotdugs or somethin??! I need a life, please hand one to me. . .! Im the fan of number 1 hotdugs, thankyou cheeseballs!
WTF ? ? ?
hey chris it was not ME who wrote that last msg.. number 190. i see there fart arsing around with us 2 only how %#@& in the head is this person ..i know just what this person wants and its to try and keep me and you of this site .. but it wont happen i have no plans on leaving this site so who ever you are?? (TEACHER MAN)that has a big prob with us real people keep going as i find you entertaining?? i get on here and you have used my name yet again, i think well let him/her go as he needs this to for fill his/hers life so if im making you happy using my name go a head as the laugh is on you ???and chris and any one else i wont be using any names to prove who i am ,let this loooooossser do what it wants i will let you know when its me on..
catch you when i get back on who ever you are have a ball LOL LOL LOL LOL
Ahmen to that, whoever it is, should just stay off the site if they arent interested in hotdogs, this is a hotdogs message board, as the name suggests
that last message numba 196 wasnt mine again! stop blooday usin my name!!!! ya fag im sik of it but i shuld be made fun of caz i suk LOL
funny you keep on doing this,, just have fun as i said chris i will let you know when its me and that 198. definately was not me this is really getting boring who ever you are
O. . k i dun believe u anyway annie they are all you so there if it wasnt u then why does the name say ANNIE, bloody ridiculous